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The second cup, without the second thoughts.

For the caffeine-conscious who refuse to compromise.

One shot of espresso¹

80mg from Colombian Arabica coffee

Balanced with L-theanine

200mg from green tea

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Founding members get it first, plus members-only perks for life.

First 500 customers. Early 2027. Free to join.

Life is stressful enough. Your coffee shouldn't be.

Caffeine works by switching on your stress response. So the thing we reach for under pressure does the same thing to the body as the pressure we're coping with.

See what caffeine does, step by step+

1

Caffeine blocks adenosine

It blocks the signal that tells you you're tired, and with it your natural brake.²
2

Your stress response activates

Cortisol and adrenaline rise. Alert, but with a faster heart and sweaty palms.³
3

Stimulation peaks

Focused can tip into jittery, overwhelmed or anxious.⁴
4

Adenosine floods back

The tiredness it was blocking returns. Energy crashes. The afternoon disappears.
5

Cortisol lingers

Sleep suffers. You wake up tired and reach for coffee again.⁵

UK coffee drinkers believe caffeine impacts their wellbeing.⁶

Everyone else is replacing coffee. We're fixing it.

Feature		Matcha	Coffee	Decaf	Functional drinks
Balanced stimulation					Varies by brand
Tastes like coffee
Energy boost					Varies by brand
Strongest kick					Varies by brand
Supports the nervous system⁷					Varies by brand

Why choose?

Coffee

The taste you can't replace

Matcha

The calm side of green tea

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First 500 customers. Free to join.

Tastes like an iced latte. Because it is one.

Brewed Colombian Arabica Coffee

80mg caffeine. Not instant, not from concentrate.

L-theanine from green tea extract

200mg, plus magnesium and vitamin B6.

Taste

Coffee-forward

Rich, well-balanced flavour with smooth notes. No bitterness.

Texture

Creamy

Made with real semi-skimmed milk. No milk powder.

Sweetness

No refined sugar

Lightly sweetened with dates and monk fruit.

Calories

<99kcal

Per 250ml can. No second thoughts.

Rainforest Alliance certified Made in the UK

“I was tired of choosing: compromise with decaf, or regret the second cup.”

Mikhael, Founder

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The jitters and anxiety hit hardest on the big days, exactly when I needed my coffee most.

For a while I thought it was me. It wasn't, and it isn't you either. It's caffeine with nothing to balance it.

I refused to compromise with decaf or matcha, so I made Cocha.

Now the second cup is the easy decision.

Before you ask.

What am I signing up for?+

The founding-member list. No payment now. You'll get Cocha before anyone else, plus members-only perks for life. The first batch is 500 packs, so it's first come, first served.

Does it actually do anything?+

The L-theanine and caffeine combination is widely known in biohacker communities and among tea enthusiasts for its synergy.

Users report focus benefits and stimulation that is balanced, without typical caffeine complaints like jitters or anxiety.

Magnesium and vitamin B6 contribute to normal psychological function and the normal functioning of the nervous system.⁷

Why not just drink matcha?+

If you love matcha, you should. But if you love coffee, switching means giving up the taste you actually want.

Cocha keeps the coffee: real Colombian Arabica and real milk, with 200mg of L-theanine from green tea extract in every can.

You don't have to choose between them.

When can I buy it?+

Early 2027, UK only, as multipacks or a subscription.

How much will it cost?+

At launch, a 1-week supply (6-pack) is £25 and a 1-month supply (24-pack) is £75, delivery included.

The real saving is that it will never cost your composure. Or your afternoon.

Who shouldn't drink it?+

Contains 80mg caffeine and milk. Not recommended for children or during pregnancy or breastfeeding.

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